Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Bake until golden at 375

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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