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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Worst joke ever

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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