Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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