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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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