Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Knock, knock. *answers door*

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Welcome to die!

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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