How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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A homosexual walks into a church

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Badgers are cool

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whats a dick a dick

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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