You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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