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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

There is no joke here, stop reading.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

whats 2+2? 4

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What's funnier than poop? More poop

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

I would rape her

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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