Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Punch line.

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whats a dick a dick

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Anagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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