- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Badgers are cool

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Hey Shea

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Lil' Wayne

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Colby Michael Schluter

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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