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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

shammmm is a lesbian.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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