how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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An atheist walks into a church

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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fack me!

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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You're*

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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