Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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i cant think of one.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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