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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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