What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Matt is not funny.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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im a dragon, no im not

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Comedy.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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