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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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