What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A baby seal walks into a club.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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