Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Loner.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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