Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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