There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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vaginas

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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