How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Women's rights.

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captcha: all yer base

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Anti Joke

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