If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

I'm a raging homosexual.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Unnnnnnnn

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What's the deal with airline food?

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Colby is gay.... thats it

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Ron Paul for President!

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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