what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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