- Anti Joke

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

obama's promises

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

vbh

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink