- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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