- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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