- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

This is not an anti joke.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

i can't stand cripple jokes

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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