Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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19th amendment

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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