Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Penal Dysfunction

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Woman.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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