yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Comedy.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Kathy Griffin.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Jaden McMichael

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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