- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??