i have yougurt with tractor

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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BOOBALANBOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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