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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

since when?

Strawberries!

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Hi my name is Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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