Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Joey mayer's face

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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