Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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