What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Civil Rights.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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