Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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your mother hates you

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Obamacare haters

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Ted Haggard.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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