- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Mitt Romney penis

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