What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

fruit salad?

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

where are you?

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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