What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

guess what? chicken butt.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Women's sports

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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