- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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