Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Good luck on your finals everyone!

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

This sentence is false.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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