- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

That's not what she said.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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