- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock It's open.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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