- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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