- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

obama leadership

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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