- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Women have the right to vote.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Barack Obama

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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