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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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