- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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