Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

My name is Harry.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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