How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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knock knock go away

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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