What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Penis.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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