What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Yes!

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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