Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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