How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

bitches be crafty.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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