- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

The BCS

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

I need a good anti joke....

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Barack Obama

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Stephen Walking.

Dylan is a person

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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