what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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hi corey

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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