- Anti Joke

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.