What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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You smell like shit

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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knock, knock. come in.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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