Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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woman's rights

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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