You smell like shit

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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knock, knock. come in.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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