Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Yes.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Shut the cork up!

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Obama

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

i dont like chris

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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