- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

You have cancer

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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