Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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poo is yummy

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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