Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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This sentence is false.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Twenty-Four

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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