Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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whats up fuch you bitch

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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