What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

I said I hate niiggers

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

i like tits

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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