Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

whats 2+2? 4

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

girls basketball

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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