Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Knock knock. Is someone there?

save water shower with friends

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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