How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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