- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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