- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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