- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Homosexuals are gay.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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