Women's rights.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Joey mayer's face

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Butt Sex.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What is 8 times 4? 32

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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