Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Spotto

pickle juice?

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

We are lawyers

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Spell: “This word”

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

roses are red violets are blue im in class

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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