how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Knock Knock.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Twenty-Four

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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