- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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1+1 =? Too

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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