- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

how now brown cow. WTF.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

feces

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Matty B

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