We are lawyers

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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