knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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