One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What is better than a cat? Nothing

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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