How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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knock knock. come in.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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