if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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hi to the world fromthe world

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Drunk irish man

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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