Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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