What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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