how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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