What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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You are Nerochan right?

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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